LE TOUR DE CHICKEN
Chicken little loves going to town. Everything from riding in the truck to going for walks around the downtown square. My guess is that Gainesville Georgia might be one of the few thriving metropolises left in the United States where walking your chicken while not complying with the leash law won't land you in the pokey. There are a few perks to living in the Chicken Capital of the World! That is why the C.B. radio nickname for our town is the Chicken City. When you hear that good buddy on the C.B. saying he is on his way to the Chicken City with his load, you now know where he is headed. (10-4 Rubber Duck...)
One of Chicken Little's favorite days is what we call Le Tour de Chicken. In the finest of French traditions, we set off on a power tour of Gainesville's different Chicken monuments. Believe me when I tell you that hitting all of the important chicken sites in this town is a long day for a hillbilly and his chicken. The only places we choose not to visit are the chicken processing plants that our town is famous for. These places are a real bummer for Chicken Little.
AS DO MOST STAGES OF A MAJOR TOUR
WE START AT THE CITY CENTER
(CHICKEN MUGS FOR THE CAMERA AND RESTS A BIT BEFORE THE OFFICIAL START)
LE TOUR DE CHICKEN BEGINS WITH A LAP AROUND THE INTERNATIONAL CHICKEN
NEXT IS THE SPRINT ACROSS THE CIVIC CENTER LAWN
(CHICKEN REALLY LIKES RUNNING ACROSS THE GRASS)
CHICKEN LITTLE OUTSPRINTS THE GOOD MORNING CHICKEN
AS WE PASS THE METRO STATION
(THIS IS WHERE CHICKEN LITTLE LIKES TO TURN ON THE PAIN TO THE COMPETITION)
LE TOUR DE CHICKEN ALWAYS ENDS AT THE CHICKEN
MONUMENT IN THE LE TOUR TRADITION
(WE DON'T HAVE AN EIFFEL TOWER SO THE CHICKEN MONUMENT HAS TO SUFFICE)
YEAH, CHICKEN CAN EVEN WHIP THE TOUR DE GEORGIA PRO'S ON HIS OWN TURF...
(THIS IS THE ONLY PHOTOSHOP FAKE IN THE ENTIRE CHICKEN LITTLE SAGA)
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